I want to start a comic book hero, and unlike Superman, I want to call him Measly Man, do you have any?

suggestions for what his super powers may be?I want to start a comic book hero, and unlike Superman, I want to call him Measly Man, do you have any?I'm guessing he needs an outfit?

let's say a bright orange work coverall,complete with safety hat and glasses?

-powerful enough to spit nails iinto wallboard

-parasails faster than a flying red termite

-able to leap over the phone lines,with a ladder for a boost

-microscopic hearing so powerful he can detect cockroaches arriving in hordes for lunch left on the counter

- saves small children happily playing in wading pools,much to their mother's dismay

-and runs faster than a speeding shoulder purse can be flungI want to start a comic book hero, and unlike Superman, I want to call him Measly Man, do you have any?
He's able to shrink down and go though a key hole? and retrived small lost objects without making a spectical of himself.??I want to start a comic book hero, and unlike Superman, I want to call him Measly Man, do you have any?I can't come up with super powers at the moment. The only thing I keep thinking is if he's measly man as a super hero, his everyday disguise must make him super hot! And if he's super hot the super powers will take care of themselves!I want to start a comic book hero, and unlike Superman, I want to call him Measly Man, do you have any?
Able to unlock doors with a wet noodle.I want to start a comic book hero, and unlike Superman, I want to call him Measly Man, do you have any?He's able to cast a pox on n'er-do-wells, with his faithful sidekick, Mumpsy :)