Wednesday, February 15, 2012

How did Chuck Norris beat Superman?

Without Kryptonite.How did Chuck Norris beat Superman?Round house kick.How did Chuck Norris beat Superman?
Most people don't realize this, but Chuck has a world-class laboratory within one of the buildings in Oklahoma that he owns. About 10 years ago, through a combination of Chun Kuk Do, scientific brilliance, and exclusive materials that only great wealth and solid connections can bring, Chuck created a radioactive chain reaction which, when he contained it, had all the power and more of Kryptonite. This was actually the point where Chuck became super-human, and had the ability to cause immediate physical pain and debilitation in any (other) superhero, reduce their powers, and, devastatingly, kill within a couple of hours.

Indeed, the only thing on the planet capable of killing Chuck is Chuck himself.How did Chuck Norris beat Superman?Chuck Norris beats everyone.

Chuck Norris can not loose.
He didn't because Bruce Lee kicked chuck's *** first and chuck norris became his *****.How did Chuck Norris beat Superman?No, you slipped a decimal point. It's 1.7%.How did Chuck Norris beat Superman?
By being himself.
cause its Chuck NorrisHow did Chuck Norris beat Superman?
roundhouse kick, nuff said
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