How would Superman's powers and how he uses them be different if his escape pod landed south of the US border?

1) He would be Powerless at Siesta Time, 2 - 6 PM



*Hint to bad guys*



2) He would be able to shoot out Prickly Cacti out his crotch-al area



3) His Tequila Breath could stop criminals from a distance of 200 feet {if a match was available}How would Superman's powers and how he uses them be different if his escape pod landed south of the US border?Mexico...Whats the difference?How would Superman's powers and how he uses them be different if his escape pod landed south of the US border?he would be sent back via armored immigration van every time he crossed over and wouldn't his name been jesus also no more clark kentHow would Superman's powers and how he uses them be different if his escape pod landed south of the US border?If he's eaten the local cuisine,in addition to his other powers,he'd have blue flames shooting out his ***.How would Superman's powers and how he uses them be different if his escape pod landed south of the US border?
for one thing he would be named taco man.